Screen Name
- Well it was nice to meet you man.
- You too, let’s keep in touch.
- Alright, what’s your screen-name?
- It’s NBABaller1789.
- Cool, good screen-name.
- Thanks, so what’s ...
Jim Carrey Being Introduced at the VH1 Movie Awards
-Ladies and gentleman, it is pleasure to introduce...it is a pleasure. It—it is a great pleasure to...(laughing) Jim, stop—stop doing that.
[Jim Carrey’s face appears ...
Apathetic Jim
The classic children’s book Curious George tells the adventures of a monkey who likes to do people stuff. Less well known are the equally comic mishaps of Curious George ...
Hangman Game in Communist China
Child #1: Ok, here’s my hangman. ___ ___ ___
Child #2: A?
Child #1: Aww man. ___ A ___.
Child #2: Must be another vowel. E?
Child#1: Ha, no E!
Child#2: O?
Child #1: …Fine. Fine. ___ A O.
Child#2: Bao. Cao. Dao. Fao.
Child #1: Fao. Dammit.
(Child #1 and #2 are shot)
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