Slumber Partyby SHR ’06–’07

Seymour: What do you guys want to do?
Zach: Let’s find your Dad’s liquor and drink it!
Seymour: Cool! The only thing is: I don’t know where the old man keeps his booze.
Brian: Well, let’s split up and look for it! There are six of us. One of us is bound to find it.
Seymour: Awesome, let’s do it!
(five minutes later)
Zach: I found it! It was in the first place I looked!
Brian: Really? I found some too.
Mike: ...Me too. Look.
Kevin: I...I also found some alcohol.
Seymour: Everyone found alcohol? I don’t understand…where did you guys look?
Zach: Under the bed.
Brian: In the medicine cabinet.
Josh: Behind a toilet.
Kevin: A few different closets. And in your little sister’s room... behind her Community Service trophies.
Jake: I found a moonshine still in the basement. It looked pretty advanced. There were bags of barley and pressurized tanks. And there was some kind of silver tasting-cup, hanging from a hook.
Seymour: I can’t believe this. I think I have to go be alone for awhile.
Jack: (running in) Hey Seymour! Guys! Guess what, I found the booze! You’ll never guess where it was – in the attic inside an old box marked “memories.”
Seymour: …
Jack: There was a lot up there.